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metal elitist 

a metal elitist is a person, typically an older metalhead guy or an incel teenage boy, who only listens to metal, likes to gatekeep metal, and will call you a poser if you like nu metal or popular metal bands. they are usually misogynistic and will call anything that doesnt fall under an extreme metal genre mid.
Me: “I like the bands Korn and Slipknot. I am also a fan of Metallica.”

Metal Elitist: “Theres no way you like that mallcore bullshit! All they do is sing about angst and dress like rappers! How could you possibly want to listen to a song where a man expresses his emotions? Poser!” *recommends you a black metal band that makes songs about killing minorities*
metal elitist by hayden06 December 25, 2021

death metal enema

1.) When one listens to death metal or similar music that's so intense that one shits oneself upon hearing it.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.
"I listened to Septicflesh for the first time the other day and it gave me a death metal enema."
death metal enema by Nnamsnam October 4, 2016

petros mantalos 

The best 10 football has ever seen
Petros Mantalos is the goat

falling metal pipe 

when the metal pipe falls over it goes something like:
dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun
person 1: BRO WATCH OUT THAT METAL PIPE BOUTTA FALL
person 2: AH HELL NAH I DIDNT WATCH IT
the falling metal pipe from across the room: dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

Fake metal 

A label commonly given by elitists to bands that define themselves as a metal subgenre they believe is the catalyst of the downfall of heavy metal.
Elitists, or bullies who diss a band they don't like by using the term, can label metalcore (ex: Attack Attack!, Bring Me the Horizon), glam metal (Kiss, Mötley Crüe), nu metal (Korn, the early works of Deftones), alternative metal (the current works of Deftones, Egypt Central), and some hard rock bands—even though they tend to get mislabeled as that—as fake metal.
It's gotten to a point where people have even tried to say that the only true genre is the one that came from psychedelic, acid, and blues rock, common example for that being Black Sabbath, who also paved the way for doom metal by merging metal with classical and more blues (props to them), and that all these subgenres (thrash for example) are just profit-driven fucks. I think.

Regardless, it's a commonly used term, and there may be a holy war ongoing.

I'm trying to be as neutral as I can for defining this label, so I do apologize if any bias appears.
Elitist: Nu metal is not real metal, you've been brainwashed by the fucking fake metal! Go listen to Carcass, Death, or even Nile!
"Fake" Metalhead: All that stuff is way too amazingly talented for me. I think I'm gonna go listen to Slipknot now.
Me: Who the hell are these people?!
My friend: Welcome to today's society…also known as the fifth circle of Hell.
Me: I'm just gonna…walk away…and listen to whatever the hell I have in my library…

So I did. And the elitist and the metalhead continued arguing. Christ.
Fake metal by 7568ino September 23, 2023

Let's metal

A more intense version of saying, "Let's rock."
Soldier 1: These terrorists need to die. Let's rock.
Soldier 2: Fuck that. Let's metal.
Let's metal by Mr. big E. June 6, 2019