May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

Evie-May

Evie May is the best person

She is so lovely and kind and pretty and I think she is wonderful
She has the prettiest eyes and the cutest freckles and her love for animals is adorable and everything she does is just the cutest

Hard 2 date tho, have asked her out like 5 times, step the fuck uP evie

“Why won’t Evie-May date me bro”

by Nsjsjjsbdhehdkwbdjcjdkskke August 19, 2019

May 20

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

logan may

Better than Owen Nelson.

Nigga

Logan May is better than Owen Nelson

by hotasabuch January 23, 2020

May West

May west means Best or very best.

Want to rob a church?
That idea wasn't your may west was it?
(That idea wasn't your very best was it?)

by Michéal O B May 16, 2008

May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

by barbaities May 4, 2021