hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies

what we should start calling boobies

"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"

by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022

Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023

Mind fuck

the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare

Dude! you were totally mind fucking that girl and she saw you staring!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

medi-mind

Anyone with extensive medical, physiological, biological knowledge in any medical arena. Including pharmaceutical applications pertaining to the medical field.

As a student of medicine, he/she has a “medi-mind”!

by Arrowdog June 8, 2018

Able minded

Somebody who isnt quite normal and usually has a problem with there brain

ryan may have stole my green but i forgive him because i cant help that he is able minded

by e_Booth December 28, 2008

Blunt X Minded

Blunt•X•Minded:
(Adj) (Bluhhhnt Ex Minded)/

//: Stands for being truthful ,strong spoken, a person of high self value based off their accolades and or passion to continue ,a individual who holds knowledge dear to them,one who is outspoken or distinctively
heard and incline to think in a particular manner

He Blunt X Minded

by Lumxxl August 6, 2020

Mind Spill

When your thoughts flood out onto paper before you can stop them.

“I didn’t plan to write a three-page essay; it was just a mind spill.”

by poeticjulie September 9, 2025