May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 23

Ask out your crush

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you

by Hereforareason May 21, 2022

May 25th

National Grab your crushes Ass day!

Jared : yo bro its May 25th national Grab your crushes ass day !

Max : 😐 bruh

by Jayden ! May 22, 2022

May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022

May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022

May 20

May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!

*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"

by siennaisbetterthankyah January 21, 2021

May the 24th

This is a day you should be proud to be born on, just because why not?

I was born on May the 24th.

by xflox_x February 10, 2021