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May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy
Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis
by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022
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May 23

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you
by Hereforareason May 21, 2022
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May 25th

Jared : yo bro its May 25th national Grab your crushes ass day !

Max : 😐 bruh
by Jayden ! May 22, 2022
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May 23rd

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night
by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022
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May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!
Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!
by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022
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May 20

May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!
*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"
by siennaisbetterthankyah January 21, 2021
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May the 24th

This is a day you should be proud to be born on, just because why not?
I was born on May the 24th.
by xflox_x February 10, 2021
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