Luke

That one guy who is good at everything without trying and if really easygoing, especially with the ladies. Plays an instrument (piano or violin) and likes to flex on you. Usually he's reminding you to copy his answers because he cares for you in that unique Luke way he does. Inside he's lonely when nobody is on his level, so he looks at memes and plays video games to fit in.

Damn Luke sit down and be humble.

Hey Luke what does number 7 say I can't read your handwriting.

by Jenny Tran April 28, 2019

Luke

Bigger dick the Brylen also smarter and more attractive than him and he love pussy and brylen loves dick ever night he is gay

Luke has a bigger dick the brylen

by Oh ya mr.krabs April 30, 2019

Luke

An idiot

Luke is an idiot

by Idiot5005 May 7, 2019

Luke

A fat bastard who loves a 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a Big Mac

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A fat white guy that can not play NBA2k19 and is really bad at Fortnite. Stay away from this dude

Luke is fat

by Luke Sharp May 15, 2019

Luke

He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!

Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}

by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019

luke sloan

(verb.)

When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.

Bro my neighbor just pulled a luke sloan.

by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019