Lobster Fingers

the act of inserting your finger into a menstrating womans vagina.

"Man, i got lobster fingers from that hoe!"

by Chris1234 October 9, 2005

Lobsters

unbearable crabs of the ass

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina

by weiner_cream May 27, 2006

Ghetto Lobster

A minority that doesn’t know how to swim. And is usually a drowning victim.

Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters’

by Peter T. Dickinson November 8, 2018

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes

1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!

by Mike December 11, 2003

lobsterface

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

by The Symbol November 10, 2008

LOBT

live on borrowed time

It's my own true name

-Hi Lobt
-Leave me along shit,LOBT

by LOBT January 12, 2009

lobsterfag

A homosexual lobster.

Are lobsterfags tastier than normal lobsters?

by pahoeho_ August 4, 2009