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Internet Zombie 

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!
Internet Zombie by ShadowLing October 20, 2018

Internet Explorer 

Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.
Salesman: *Slaps roof of Internet Explorer* This baby can hold so much hate.
Internet Explorer by Svifias November 3, 2018

Internet Hybrid 

Someone who is a Jack of all trades, master of none on the net.

It is completely neutral and takes no sides.

It takes the grey area or creates it.

It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.
Hey Internet Hybrid do you like {Insert anything}?

<>"Yes. "

Internet fairy 

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Internet Ignorant 

Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.
Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?

Internette 

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.
I met this weird internette the other day.
Internette by steammustachio August 14, 2019