National Bed Appreciation Day

December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”

by camx70 December 8, 2021

bed bed

Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.

Example 1, formal:

“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“

“Oh I’m sorry :(“

“Yeah :((“

Example 2, informal:

“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”

by cam cam the man man September 17, 2023

Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.

Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.

by 3BG October 4, 2019

Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"

Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.

by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017

bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.

My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.

by albinorineo February 18, 2013

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.

Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.

by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020