Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

Tiger Woods

A beverage consisting of 1 part root beer and 1 part lemonade. Like an Arnold Palmer, but darker.

The restaurant was out of iced tea, so I ordered a Tiger Woods.

by sinisterx18 January 13, 2013

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.

by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

someone full of many massive penis's whose anus is badly splintered

"My ass was so Full Of Wood last night, I got tons of splinters"

by J PATTON April 1, 2008

Paige is the kind of person that will pick you up from the airport when you need a ride. She's good wood.

Is a Sexyy biatch..and hes in a kickass band called Snafu..hes one of the nicest people i know...and hes a good "sweettalker"...hahaa

by Anonymous June 24, 2003