im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

Im Intelligent

If you think you are intelligent you are probably not....

Hey Samuel Im Intelligent!

by Katten2474 September 27, 2018

Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025

im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this

boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine

by math kid July 19, 2024

Im about to get on hots

You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!

Carter: Pussy ass bitch!

Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!

by deepvoicedemon August 6, 2024

Im in japan

a way to say you are on your period

“i cant get in the pool, im in japan”

by ihave no idea May 30, 2022