Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.
by DingDongDaddy July 01, 2020
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Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook
Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook
by Carterussell January 07, 2019
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Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"
by Cool cunt January 03, 2017
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Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward
Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 19, 2019
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Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.
Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"
by Elizastoneshaper February 22, 2024
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Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"
by MadBantsForMadLads March 22, 2016
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