Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

hook

A piece of metal or other material, curved back at an angle, for catching hold of or hanging things on.

I hooked a fish with the fishing rod!

by victorrocks1101 a February 20, 2018

Getting Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and you know that you did something wrong if this is presented to you in any way shape or form.

Hey remember that soldier that PCS’s last year?…Yeah he ended up getting hooked!

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

gropple hook

invented by Irish women
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful

filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b

Old story be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ by Yorg Bohemian Grewb Halloway

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend

yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.

by hooey_macgoose and kluezii July 28, 2025