Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 15, 2010
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Holy Empire Of Homies

A group of 7-10 Homies that got each others back. Usually it's a discord group consisting of 10 Members.
Hey, you joined Holy Empire of Homies yet?

Damn, that last night in Holy Empire of Homies was crazy dawg!
by Holy God Emperor Gigachad October 16, 2022
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Holy Jesus Balls

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!
Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!
by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016
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holy mother of balls

Holy Mother of Balls is when an event is so profound, so amazing and awesome, that a single ball will not suffice, the Holy Mother of Balls needs to be referenced.
Holy Mother of Balls, did you just jump that gorge on your motorcycle?
by InkMan November 17, 2013
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Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.
Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS
by Brozojoe January 08, 2012
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Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
by Grenstone September 23, 2011
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Holy mother of jugs!

An expression used when one is astounded by a woman's large breasts.
"Look at Queen Latifah in that dress! Holy mother of jugs!"
by Brigitte April 01, 2003
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