History of Worldwide

Do we all remember the days Lexy and Zabrang were dating.. and they were always playing their love play on Worldwide. yeahhhhhh and the nickname Zabrang gave to Lexy what was it? it was Zabry. Do we also remember the time Sammy stole Zabrang from Lexy and Lexy and sammy wer always getting into constant fights

yeahh those were the days

History of Worldwide pt12

by Ebuksam April 2, 2023

Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.

Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.

by badassmotherf February 5, 2010

history

basically it is what you are for your ex gf/bf

You are History.

by I can't November 24, 2021

Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

History

Something a lot of people are either completely ignorant about or have a warped perception of.

The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.

by Hym Iam October 22, 2020

Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010