HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

Search history

The system that can get you arrested or grounded for looking up illegal stuff

1. “I hate how the search history got my career ruined by being arrested…”

2. “I can’t go anywhere cause I’m grounded due to my mom seeing my search history…”

by TheShidGames May 19, 2023

Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

by xythadar February 4, 2010

History of Worldwide

Worldwide has been around for months as we know worldwide Was first originated on 21th of July 2022 by Sammy, and now worldwide is one of the most popular group chat *you know* worldwide got their participants from TikTok which 60% of the group came from and within a week Worldwide started growing... Worldwide first participant was Charles Martins which he is no longer in worldwide due to some reasons. Sammy got his inspiration of creating worldwide from another called "besties forever" am sure u guys didn't know all this we would go further next time

The history of Worldwide part 1

by Danvyt34 September 11, 2022

History of Worldwide

It's a shocker why no one has talked about OMA's disappearance... either no one knows about the reason yet or ppl show ignorance for some reason.. so let's talk about this... Days ago when Oma was just starting to get along with sammy. Oma's mum decided to search Oma's phone on that Sunday.. It was so bad for Oma. Oma's mum found out that Sammy had been talking about breast on the group. When Oma's mom saw this, she gave Sammy the life speech of all time using Oma's phone, she confronted sammy using the exact words 'at this age what do you know about breast' 'please do not dm this line again' 'unless you want to see me in your father's house'. It may seem that Oma's mom confronted Sammy only Although this may be true but unikely. Oma's mom had removed Oma from every Whatsapp Group including WORLDWIDE. This information is so classified that it would be posted on FEELERS 2 group chat and let me tell you this is just the beginning. Stay tuned for part 2 of Sammy's reaction

# History of Worldwide

by Ebuksam February 19, 2023

chinas history

china's history is where a bunch of blind people talk in a random word with crazy dictator who like to bomb random countries for no reason, and cant see when the smile, there dictator bum is red as a potato and as chubby as big chungus

"have you seen chinas history" "yea it really bad"

by cocunutnack October 12, 2020

Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010