cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

Four block

Someone that is not reliable. Relating to Tetris, the four block piece is never there when you need it.

Man you're being a four block.

by Stag32 March 22, 2017

Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.

My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin

by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017

blocked call

An Incoming call is blocked for a specified number

I don't waste time in making blocked calls.

by imTez April 14, 2017

Mormon Block

Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.

Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.

by Mr. Underhill May 27, 2016

toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016