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Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011
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douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
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Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
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Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night
by Urmun October 25, 2018
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Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.
Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
by RareMojo September 21, 2021
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dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016
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Ding dong destroyer

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003
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