The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
Get the avocado cracker ding dongmug. by boogadan May 30, 2019
Get the Dong Maomug. This is a whimsical nickname for a man's dangly bits - known by many other names like penis, cock, pecker... but none are quite as enjoyable to say as DICKY DONG.
by Cat-thulhu April 1, 2025
Get the dicky dongmug. 
by Random person u dont know March 1, 2025
Get the Dong Doinkersmug. 
Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.
by BigJD3 April 25, 2023
Get the Dong Quixote syndromemug.