ding dong

a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021

evil dong

evil leafy with a dong

man evil dong weird

by W Rich January 10, 2021

dong

its shit

like it is actully shit

hey dude i just had a dong

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

bong out with your dong out

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

by Coolkit January 22, 2014

Ding Dong

Just Lontrel

being a ding dong is acting slow or acting like lontrel

by bgdhsn June 6, 2022

Dong Titties

A huge set of knockers, that make you wanna put your dong between them.

Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!

Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them

by Tmin May 29, 2018

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020