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Domesticated Bum

A person who has a alcohol or drug problem, who sleeps where they land, wears the same clothes every day, but has a house/apartment that they live in, and otherwise appears to be normal.
Your alcoholic uncle Bill who you always find asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor naked after a night of binge drinking, that the family lovingly refers to as "your" domesticated bum.
by JadeBlueFox January 7, 2013
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Domesticated Bliss

The joy of belonging to a family.
I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.
by Universal thought April 4, 2018
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Niner Domestic

Call sign used in Military Radio Communication refering to the corps members wife.

Niner being the call sign of the units commander.
"Are you going out for a beer after work"?
"I dunno. I have to clear it with Niner Domestic".
by tlmw March 18, 2011
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domesticated

What happens when you get married. This can also happen while you have a girlfriend. For women with a boyfriend, she would be 'domesticating' the man.
"He's so domesticated now he vaccums the house!"
by Hyperian November 23, 2003
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domes

blowjob, head, sucking penis... its a word that is generally used by males describing thier earlier conquests
Man, did you get domes?
by lauren February 13, 2005
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domestic rice

-adding a GT-R emblem to a GT mustang. the owners think it's cool, but little do they know, that GT-R belongs to Nissans.
Billy Bob has a GT-R mustang. It's one of a kind!!!
by Jelipe September 23, 2004
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domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
by akaracquel March 4, 2013
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