Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022

veggie dodger

A fat disgusting human who only eats for fun. Someone who doesn’t eat vegetables even if they are on there death bed

Guy 1: yo that mf is a veggie dodger

Guy 2: he’s god damn huge 😭 nasty ahh

by Skatplay July 16, 2022

Veggie Dodger

a person who doesn’t eat the vegetables like a FREAK

Someone: you didn’t eat your vegetables
Me: yes
Someone: veggie dodger

by jdidjf July 16, 2022

Mr_Doge

Mr_Doge is our true god.Our savior,but they call him the next hitler.he is an omega chad who gets all the bitches.His home is discord,where he isnt afraid to kill all who doubt him.His form of killing is insults and spaming "DOIN YOUR MOM".He started riots,wars,and deth just to prove a point. He is a menece to the human race and all who chalange him.

"Mr_Doge is our true god"
Or
"In the name of Mr_Doge"

by Mr_Doge July 21, 2022

Artful Dodger

A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.

Did you see how skilfully he pickpocketed that rich gentleman?
Yeah, what an Artful Dodger

by JAMDELO July 23, 2022

super dodger

An unvaccinated person who has not yet gotten covid of any kind.

"I'm surprised at you, you haven't gotten covid in the past two years."
"You must be a super dodger then."

"A super huh?"

by Amateur-txt July 25, 2022

doggie dodge

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.

Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.

by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022