Girlfriend

Something that sweaty Fortnite players will never have.

Ooh I crank 90’s but can’t get a girlfriend.
Who needs a girlfriend when you’ve got Fortnite

by 12’scappin August 12, 2022

Girlfriend

Will suck a fart right from your butthole

Just ask your girlfriend

by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 3, 2022

Girlfriend sharing

When a guy shares his girlfriend with his male friend

Hey bro do you mind girlfriend sharing with me since I have no date to the movies?

by Hotstuff23 September 21, 2022

Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still

by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022

girlfriend

something you dont have

guy 1: where is my girlfriend?
guy ,2,3,4 & 5: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 10, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you’ll never get bro

I cant get a girlfriend either.

by Wjhsbdbhsgsl October 21, 2022

Girlfriend Movie

A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.

"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."

by meadowgreen November 4, 2022