pre hondo depression 

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.

Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*

pre hondo depression by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021

Post Valve Depression 

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.

“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*

Post Valve Depression by Anakinnie April 19, 2022

Breaking Bad Depression 

The depression you feel after watching the finale of “Breaking Bad”.

Oh man! Yesterday I saw the BB finale and now I got Breaking Bad Depression.

Breaking Bad Depression by luddode July 6, 2022

post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.

Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.

post pussy depression by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022

post-ending depression 

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.

Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*

post-ending depression by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022

Post Merge Depression 

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.

Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network

Post Merge Depression by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022

post-privilege depression 

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.

today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard

post-privilege depression by terminal1 April 19, 2023