dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

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Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020

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dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann June 16, 2016

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Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

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Chad Dad

A Dad that instills high quality values in their children.

- Self-defense
- Value of the dollar
- Accountability and Merit
- Stand up against woke culture and equity
- Commitment to Family

Hey man, I am so jealous of you. Your dad takes you shooting at the range and signs you up for self-defense courses. He's such a Chad Dad! My Dad just gives me a phone and tells me to go to my room.

by SaltySailorTV June 19, 2023

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