crap ap

Any application that does not perform well or has a high failure rate

Yeah, that face matching program don't work fer shit! it's a crap ap!

by Thor Conner February 1, 2010

Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.

You better leave the Casino before crapping out.

by dictio8 March 8, 2019

holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

by ok male friend February 24, 2020

Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.

She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!

by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009

Juicy Crap

A very liquidity, loud, disgusting poop.

Could also be a juicy fart or a juicy burp

Me:Wow Peyton!! That was a really juicy crap!!
Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.

by TheJediAgentOfShield April 20, 2022

crap-pambic pentameter

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.

"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."

by pseuzieq December 25, 2009

crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022