Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 March 20, 2018

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 24, 2021

half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus

"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!

by dr right wing August 17, 2014

crap rat

someone who eats crap

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn

by moshababe August 01, 2006

eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says

Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do

by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021

What the crap hall

When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.

*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*

WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!

Hall: I didnt even do anything

by Boothehand December 03, 2023

Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020