Party cracker

similar to a party crasher, this kind of foul play can ruin the mood just as much as any party foul. A party cracker ia an out of control white boy. We all know them. Don't let them get out of control, because when they do what's your is theirs and what's their is theirs. Totally oblivious, they will consume all you have, while keeping their collection out of harms way.

(Ex: I'm tired of hanging out with party crackers like Joey. He came to the party last night. Joey had a 12 pack in his car but thought it'd be better to leave it, as he knew Sal had plenty of brew he could easily mooch)

by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011

gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

by Suck My Ass Queer November 23, 2014

Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you

I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

Cracker Jack

1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(

Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.

by DYLkyrdrdy September 07, 2018

cracker boy

A nerdy dude who doesn’t have friends his own age and can’t talk to girls and who still hasn’t had his first kiss at age 18

“Lol Michael is totally a cracker boy”

by I_dont_fuckin_know July 01, 2021

Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie November 26, 2008

Cracker Barrel

A made up story or “fact” that is taken at word and then circulated by word of mouth.

Did you ever hear the story about how Disney was frozen? Yeah, that’s a Cracker Barrel.

by IMR1fley April 03, 2019