Fuckin' Up my Christmas

When an attractive woman walks by and makes you think "naughty" thoughts, instead of "nice" ones.

"Damn! That bitch is fuckin' up my christmas!"

by dancinpete January 17, 2007

merry perry christmas

a very smelly christmas time or a christmas which was complete and utter crap has no links to alan perry!

it was a fucking merry perry christmas!
have a merry perry christmas u ass hole!

by miero kun3 January 28, 2005

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past

He is the ghost of christmas past, and he is here to show you what christman was like.
alright.

1. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.

2. The toys were also deficated upon because they were so STUPID.

3. I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. And he does not wear a shirt.

by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004

Smelling like a Christmas tree

To smell like weed in public

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

by Horseeeeeee January 31, 2016

Christmas tree bill

an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"

The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2010

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

The Dark Knight Kills Christmas

A Popular video on youtube starring TVmaxwell as Batman. As of 10/14/09 the video has reached 100,000 views and is expected to double within the month.

"Dude have you seen the dark knight kills christmas"?

"yes its hilarious"!!

by Bioshock1234 October 14, 2009