Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.
by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020
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When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.
I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.
by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009
Get the Chocblock mug.1. Acting smarter than you actually are.
2. Wardrobe consisting of just work attire.
3. Often spotted at the track and casino.
4. Blaming others for your own inadequacies.
5. Thinking your "Daaaaddddy".
6. Often asks the question, "Who's this guy?"
7. Having a boyfriend from Chattanooga, Tennesee.
8. Also known as a bum
9. A huge fan of the winning team.
10. Contantly recieving personal calls on everyone else's line.
11. Speaking quietly as if your talking to a flea.
12. Being the best air-guitar and air-basketball player ever.
13. Having a son that will be the first to play all of the four major sports perfessionally.
14. Showing hate towards people with pin-heads.
15. Claiming to have a girlfriend named Wendy.
16. Putting on knee-pads when upper-authority walks through the door.
2. Wardrobe consisting of just work attire.
3. Often spotted at the track and casino.
4. Blaming others for your own inadequacies.
5. Thinking your "Daaaaddddy".
6. Often asks the question, "Who's this guy?"
7. Having a boyfriend from Chattanooga, Tennesee.
8. Also known as a bum
9. A huge fan of the winning team.
10. Contantly recieving personal calls on everyone else's line.
11. Speaking quietly as if your talking to a flea.
12. Being the best air-guitar and air-basketball player ever.
13. Having a son that will be the first to play all of the four major sports perfessionally.
14. Showing hate towards people with pin-heads.
15. Claiming to have a girlfriend named Wendy.
16. Putting on knee-pads when upper-authority walks through the door.
Richard: I hate that bellman that brought the luggage up!!!
Morgan: I know!!! Thats why I didn't tip him!
Richard: He was so Chicoesque!!!
Morgan: I know!!! Thats why I didn't tip him!
Richard: He was so Chicoesque!!!
by ImDaddy! April 11, 2010
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by hedo R November 9, 2010
Get the choccopede mug.The management of the female resources of a man's environment, esp. with a view to his productivity
The prosperity of females in the life of a man.
The efficient, sparing, or concise involvement of women in a man's domain: an chiconomy of effort; an chiconomy of movement.
The prosperity of females in the life of a man.
The efficient, sparing, or concise involvement of women in a man's domain: an chiconomy of effort; an chiconomy of movement.
Dude, how's your chiconomy?
by Jethro Raku December 13, 2010
Get the Chiconomy mug.Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.
This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"
"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"
"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013
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