Chloe baloney

The most beautiful, kind, and amazing person you could ever meet

“Wow, she’s such a Chloe Baloney”
“Chloe baloney is so pretty”

by V4L3NT1N0 January 8, 2026

chloe

a furry freak that listens to ramblefap all day and has a discord e kitten account called m1mi. she violently goons all day to chase from paw patrol. acts preppy but deep down doesnt like showering to keep the pheramones.

chloe is a shaby chic, but P.U she needs to shower.

by ryballsandcock January 30, 2025

Chloe

she LOVES book so much she wants to go to paris with her husband who is wildly unrealistic cause she only had book fantasy to go off of! she loves cats and loves literature. she is a great listener and even if she cant relate she will still listen. she is always kind even when you dont deserve it.

I freaking love Chloe bro.

by Thatguy_3005 February 12, 2025

Chloe

A demon from the void. An entity from outer space. A 'Chloe' will eat your shoes and drink Type 6 Acid. She is considered immortal and you will often find her under your bed at 4am, British time. Keep safe distance, and in case of emergency, 'Chloes' are deterred by bananas, so always keep one at handy.

'Chloe! Stop nibbling my TOES!!!!'

by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025

Chloe

An Asian goddess of music. One of the funniest most charismatic people you will ever meet. Not to mention her appropriately bosomy stature.
Rumour has it that she’s stronger than you are.
(p.s. Chloe is the best girlfriend you could ask for)

“I’m so lucky Chloe’s my girlfriend, even though she’s asian”

by Hwriffle March 3, 2025

Chloe landos

A loud girl who likes to smell farts

There goes Chloe Landos sucking a fart

by Ethemia214 March 19, 2025

Chloe

Best girl you could EVER meet she listens without judging and is my 4life-er idk what I'd do if I could be with Chloe, she makes the world a better place

Chloe the goat
Chloe my model pookie
Chloe on top
Chloe the best
Chloe FOREVER

by Whoknowsfr March 22, 2025