A chunky but monsterous console. Not for poeople with short stumpy fingers as they cannot reach the buttons on the controller.
by 3dgecrusher July 20, 2003
Get the x boxmug. Believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.
According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
Dave Chappelle ~ Queemo, I just found the black box!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!
by Jezus sweet sweet spirit June 3, 2007
Get the Black Boxmug. by ttttttttttttttttt June 15, 2006
Get the strong in the boxmug. When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!
by stucklikeaturtle March 4, 2013
Get the I'm in a boxmug. An easy to assemble kit used to construct a beehive. Has to be placed in an open and natural area where there are a lot of flowering plants, and comes with a queen bee and other bees. The container buzzes since it contains live bees. Best to have a bee expert assist.
Mike: "Honey, I just ordered that box of bees online."
Ann: "Great! In a few months, we'll have our own organic honey."
Ann: "Great! In a few months, we'll have our own organic honey."
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
Get the box of beesmug. by CryostalMusic September 25, 2017
Get the Primo Boxmug. by ctiffin January 21, 2009
Get the Box Crushermug.