Belly Boner

To have a intense craving for a certain type of food.

"I totally have a belly boner for some McDonalds right about now."

by NeroRenero December 17, 2009

Boner Fart

During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.

"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."

by Ekim C Live September 6, 2013

boner biting bastard

someone who bites dicks

bryan and toby bite each others dicks

by $ico March 26, 2003

jean boner

the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.

girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.

by woaaah May 28, 2008

don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.

Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.

by EDDIE C. April 4, 2009

ice boner

when someone has shrinkage, then gets a boner.

Damn its cold i hav shrinkage. (hot girl takes off her shirt) Ice boner

by i kill ppl May 12, 2004

intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material

i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why

by Puhercules May 8, 2010