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jaquavious beaver

jaquavious beaver would indeed beat lance in a 1v1
by believeit October 30, 2022
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Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
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Grass beaver

Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.
by Elizabeth ssssssss February 18, 2017
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Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.
Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.
by Remathen July 28, 2021
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beaver dream

It is like a wet dream. It could also be dream about women genitalia.
I had a weird beaver dream last night. I had the best beaver dream.
by Kittiepoo August 19, 2023
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Beaver

Wigs use to be made out of beaver pelts. Prostitutes would wear the beaver wigs hence the name.
by J.R. Dayton April 10, 2023
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commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
by Blades of steel November 11, 2009
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