battle ox

a large, disgusting, hideous specimen of the female form typically being pursued by your most inept friend under the influence, usually, of extreme beer goggling. A favorite target of shameless beta males, the battle ox serves as a slightly more uncommon "kill" in the icehouse to the usual staple diet of "tatanka" or "heffers" and other various fatties.. a battle ox is of linebacker size and stature with the face of a Hogbeast. see also "wildebeast", "hogbeast", and "Primagen".

"fours" and "fatties" are nothing new to him.... dude, i thought he could sink no lower than the primagen in his long history of unbearable disgusting kills.....until i saw the mindless smiling shtyla slinking out the back door of the pub with that enourmous BATTLE OX at closing..

by LordOgdenTheMerciless October 29, 2007

Battleshart Craptaculica

A crappy show about space with characters such as Gay-Ass Ball-Tar, ShartFuck, and the Chef. Also, Grey Spark.

I hope I can stop masterbating long enough to get through the new episode of BattleShart Craptaculica this friday.

by The Itar December 20, 2006

battle creek lakeview schools

A shitty ass school where you can get an std from just sitting on the toilet, Teachers racis asf. 56% White 35% Black 7%Hispanic 2% Asian. All The percents are dicks though so don't worry. All ugly and act proud.

battle creek lakeview schools "Dick" I white ass teen guy wearing a tie is a gay ass fucker sucking a black guys dick.

by The Real Ass Biotch June 29, 2017

Fortnite Battlepass

I just shit out my ass. Booted up my PC, cause I need-need to get that Fortnite Battlepass! I like Fortnite--did I mention Fortnite? I like Fortnite, it's night time. I mean it's five o'clock that's basically night time, and all remember Cartoon Network--Adventure Time!

Friend: Did you get the new Fortnite Battlepass?
Friend 2: Yeah, now we're broke.
Mom (friend 1): you fucking donkey.

by AetherSucksBalls July 6, 2022

Field of battle

Military term, refers to the site of an engagement between military forces, generally in a broad scope. Also implies that the battle is ongoing.

An Army would maneuver into the Field of Battle to engage the enemy.

by CommandoDude October 2, 2010

Battle Axe

See Slapper,

Mature woman who enjoys frequent dirty shaggin'.

"look at that old battle axe, she walks like a cowboy"

by JA November 13, 2003

Battle Axe

An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"

Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.

Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!

by snofrandy May 4, 2010