breastfast

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)

as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breaking the Ice Headfirst

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one

Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes

by Crazed Caveman April 23, 2010

Brewing Deuces

Brewing Deuces - is the action of sitting around and waiting until you are ready to take a dump. Once the appropriate "brew" time has been reached you can go drop your deuce.

After a late night jaunt to Taco Bell the group began brewing deuces while playing video games in hopes they would not all need the bathroom at the same time.

by lastwon March 31, 2010

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

BrewBrew-Zela

A new drinking game inspired by the recent World Cup. The game begins with several contestants. The competitors have to chug a beer using a Vuvuzela as a funnel. The drink can be poured in from the beginning or poured in by a partner as the chug is taking place. The first person to successfully chug the beer and blow the horn is victorious.

*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (The sound of a successful BrewBrew-Zela)

by DasYeti July 11, 2010

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

Brethew

The cutest fucking guy that you will ever met, and his hair is fucking amazing, and he's smile will make you melt.

You see that Brethew boy? Yeah, he makes this girl named Sam super ass happy.

by LittleSamIsHappy April 22, 2011