Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.
by Larryhorse December 10, 2025
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by Larryhorse December 10, 2025
Get the Blart mug.To Either Masterbate or also could be used contextually to describe punching someone while flipping them off
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by TheWordWizard67 December 17, 2025
Get the Blast the bird mug.1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
Get the double blast math mug.when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.
person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!
everyone laughs.
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!
everyone laughs.
by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009
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adj; British slang for the sort of portable stereo Americans call a "boom box" or "ghetto blaster".
Masta Blasta;
adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.
DeeJay: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.
Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinyl records.
Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.
adj; British slang for the sort of portable stereo Americans call a "boom box" or "ghetto blaster".
Masta Blasta;
adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.
DeeJay: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.
Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinyl records.
Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.
DeeJay Blasta
1: That DeeJay Blasta he plays ok music;
2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!
1: That DeeJay Blasta he plays ok music;
2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!
by Wizard Boy January 23, 2011
Get the DeeJay Blasta mug.a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.
Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.
Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.
anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA
also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.
anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>
me: HAHAHAHA
also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.
anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>
by MeerkatBikinis April 17, 2011
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