14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch

dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Bat Wings

When a female (preferably) or male has excess fat under his/her upper arm that droops down, making it look like they have 'bat wings'.

girl 1 :damn, did you see Ashley's new post?
girl 2: yes!! she was showing off her bat wings, lol
girl 1: ya it was prettyyy disturbing...

by bmw_ily March 10, 2020

Bat

A small, flying animal found to be quite delicious by the Chinese(but what won't the Chinese eat, amirite?).

Jim, name a small flying animal

A bat!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020

tingle bat

Mother fucking bitch, or a dick

Tyler is a tingle bat

by Tingle bat April 18, 2018

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!

by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024

Flesh bat

A hard wood shaft ready to play ball

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020