turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.

You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)

by kinkasaur November 13, 2006

Man Bastard

Man bastard is a term used between a group of friends as a joking insult.

put the kettle on you man bastard.

you absolute man bastard.

God, your one ugly man bastard.

by 9darter September 30, 2009

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

Crazy Asian Bastard

One of the Asian decent that is crazy like a bastard
May attend MHS

(motioning to Minue) You are one Crazy Asian Bastard

by Leann Moore June 6, 2005

thick bastard

The general term is aimed at people who are generally thick or dont apretiated people who are successfull,telling unfunny jokes or simply big thick and not being big enough to admit it !!! Most males who are thick bastards like to fudge pack other thick bastards while dropping soap in a mens bar.Most bouncers are thick fudge packing bastards.

"chris your such a thick bastard "
"I felt un hapopy and threatend cause i was the only thick bastard at work"

by Jimmy naemates September 19, 2006

Ugly bastard

Ugly and fat sometime old and sweaty, oily and gross, 60 percent are rich and they got a magical dic* if you got foke you will fall in love with them no matter how ugly they are, mostly appear in Japanese art called hentai.

man... yesterday a random ugly bastard NTR my little sister... now she say she want to marry him... foke...

by Linlix February 21, 2019

Vegan Bastard

A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these guys went back in time 100 years, they wouldnt live 3 days.

Vegan Bastard: If the human race was all like me, I wouldnt be here to tell you why im a bastard

by Bite em June 2, 2008