ANAL SEXXXXX

When a male specimen puts it DICK in a woman's ASS.

I really want some ANAL SEXXXXX right now.
Man, Jessica wants ANAL SEXXXXX?
Oh ho, she wants ANAL SEXXXXX?

by Chrispoopy April 03, 2018

anal crap

The other definition is complete shit..."anal crap" for that matter. The person who posted it should be ashamed cause they're a f***ing moron. An oxymoron is a combination of contradictory terms (e.g. deafening silence or hopeful pessimists) which still makes sense somehow. Anal crap is just an example of redundancy (since where else would crap come from except your anus?)just like "huge giants". Repeat: other definition is "anal crap"

Who gives a shit? You're not going to use it in a normal conversation...

by a.d.i.d.a.s. March 07, 2005

anal day

situated on January 12th every other leap year anal day is a day where people can gather in groups of no more than 7 but no less than four to discuss and practice the art of anal sex.

Dan: is anal day coming up soon
Ewan: yes, I love anal sex

by pussymuncher04 February 02, 2013

anal zombie

A zombie that only can be killed by removing its anus with your penis and a special spiked condom.

It's so hard to kill these anal zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their ass!

by Zombopheliac July 27, 2009

Anal beard

An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.

A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard

by Carl Crowther October 01, 2009

Anal Demons

Demons that live inside the anus due to not being cleaned in a very long time. usually gives off a horrible smell thats like taco bell and shit (oh wait! same thing!) Can also start creeping out of the rectal cavity in the form of poop crusts.

JaLisa: Omigod! the anal demons! theyre attacking!

David: Quick! i have to perform The Anal Exorcism!

JaLisa: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM BLEEEDING!!!!!!!

by The Butt Pirate of Bluffton February 15, 2010

Anal Schwab

Any free lingering goodies in a persons ass crack; ranging from poop to chucks of lip balm.

When I found some anal schwab in Jane's ass last night while eating her out it was Christmas all over again.

by Winstud October 28, 2007