anal crap

The other definition is complete shit..."anal crap" for that matter. The person who posted it should be ashamed cause they're a f***ing moron. An oxymoron is a combination of contradictory terms (e.g. deafening silence or hopeful pessimists) which still makes sense somehow. Anal crap is just an example of redundancy (since where else would crap come from except your anus?)just like "huge giants". Repeat: other definition is "anal crap"

Who gives a shit? You're not going to use it in a normal conversation...

by a.d.i.d.a.s. March 6, 2005

ANAL SEXXXXX

When a male specimen puts it DICK in a woman's ASS.

I really want some ANAL SEXXXXX right now.
Man, Jessica wants ANAL SEXXXXX?
Oh ho, she wants ANAL SEXXXXX?

by Chrispoopy May 20, 2018

anal day

situated on January 12th every other leap year anal day is a day where people can gather in groups of no more than 7 but no less than four to discuss and practice the art of anal sex.

Dan: is anal day coming up soon
Ewan: yes, I love anal sex

by pussymuncher04 February 3, 2013

anal zombie

A zombie that only can be killed by removing its anus with your penis and a special spiked condom.

It's so hard to kill these anal zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their ass!

by Zombopheliac July 26, 2009

Anal Schwab

Any free lingering goodies in a persons ass crack; ranging from poop to chucks of lip balm.

When I found some anal schwab in Jane's ass last night while eating her out it was Christmas all over again.

by Winstud November 22, 2007

Anal Trainer

A very short training anal dildo usually between 3 - 5 inches long. Girls use it to get ready for the real thing.

Cecilia practiced long and hard with an anal trainer for years to become pro at anal sex.

by Snuke September 10, 2007

Anal beard

An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.

A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard

by Carl Crowther October 1, 2009