America

The greatest country.

Kori: no! Canada better!
Me with high IQ: Actually.. America is

by DreamNotFoundFanFiction July 31, 2023

America

A country who's president is a fucking old man that gropes little kids.

Biden: Son, My name is Joe Biden.
Son: Disown me please.

( America is still the best country XD )

by Albert0G October 16, 2022

Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Captain America

Someone that likes amrrica so much to the point where they hired a crew to make 2 movies we went to the war, became a superhuman, and saved the universe just because he likes America

Hey im gonna be captain America for Halloween

How much do you like this place?

by Thiccboy3000 October 7, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Pussy Gobbler of America

P.G.O.A. Pussy Gobbler of America , club/group formed 1978, went international 1980. Club symbol, mythical creature body of Turkey Gobbler with head of Cat. A sister organization formed 1980. The I.B.G. (I Been Gobbled). Started by men for the fulfillment and pleasure of women.

You know what a pussy gobbler is? Wave your arms “ Here I Am, a real pussy gobbler.” Pussy gobbler of america

by DirectorPGOA May 25, 2025

America

Hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger America is hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger Siri hamburger Tesla Tesla Tesla Tesla Tesla hamburger hamburger That's how we talk here that exactly like how we talking Ohio where the other guy came from you know go meet Canada he's my other thing that I made but I haven't made him yet but I'm going to make him don't take it too weirdI know people are looking at this These are meant to be weird Don't cancel them I want to show my friends that I'm famous Yes Queen y a s s queen

America America hamburger America America hamburger burger burger Whopper Whopper Whoppers Jr double triple Whopper Flame Grill taste with purple eye roll this day Let it smell pickle ketchup It's okay if I don't want an bacon Whopper and you Whopper my way Whopper my way my name is Wendy

by wekeepsecrets March 29, 2023