Asian Girl Wasted

Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.

We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.

by Audreyslove October 26, 2016

asian driver no survivor

The phrase used when an asian gook slope is seen on the road.

lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.

by polrs September 24, 2019

asian standard time

A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.

Person 1: WTF is AST?
Asian 1: Dude, it's Asian Standard Time, we come whenever the fuck we want.

by oorah852 February 4, 2009

because you're asian

The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.

You know kung-fu because you're asian.

Why? Because, you're asian.

by MattPDX January 2, 2009

asian out

when an asian says something they automatically have to say this right after it. the thing the asian says must have some moral sense of insight. definer out

I hate when girls do the duck face on facebook. Oh look at me i can do the duckface. not cool. asian out

by JetsFool1111111 February 21, 2011

True Asian

A non white human being that posseses significant asian qualitys. This includes having set study time, eating rice twice a day, being good at math (Extreme) and being mad at a 99% grade point average. note white people can have this rule applyed to them if they truly posses these qualitys.

Did you hear that was Dan studying for 3 hours?
Yeah, he is a true asian.

by Nvt2126 November 16, 2018

Asian Propensity to Cluster

The Asian Propensity to Cluster (APC) refers to the tendency for people of Asian descent to gather in large groups. This is particularly true for Asians experiencing a move to a new social setting, such as college or high school.

Yeah, the Asian Propensity to Cluster is always in full effect at freshman orientation.

by shakeybob December 17, 2010