Reboots like Windows

When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.

Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.

,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"

by Jkolikovec D Witchcraft maker February 22, 2023

Window shield Sexual

When you are sexually attracted to windshields

For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Cleaned her windows

To rub someones breasts

I cleaned her windows last night

by Birchall February 9, 2017

car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.

Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist

by kayanker January 13, 2011

Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018

Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.

"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021

window reflection shopper

someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.

oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.

by Shedward February 19, 2006