Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson
by FrankenShitter6969 October 08, 2022
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Tell Mr. Johnson

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson
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James Johnson

That Kid James Johnson is such a fucking tip rider it's unreal, he's been sucking best's dick for title pushes for a while now.
"That James Johnson is a fucking midget."
by SCWWrestling May 05, 2020
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James Johnson

Next basketball player, 1st draft pick, Next NBA Hall Of Famer. Possible winner of the dunk contest via double trampoline
OH i love james johnson. He started playing ROBLOX but now is a big star.
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johnson

A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".
Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.
by James T-rain February 15, 2024
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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle April 26, 2018
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Johnson

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.
by Tunechifan July 28, 2020
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