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Get the foggy car window mug.Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.
Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
by IKnowTheLingo December 11, 2021
Get the Keep Fit Windows mug.Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023
Get the Windows Media Player mug.One who uses Windows at least twice per day, including weekends and holidays. It will always mean a lot to them, especially on trips to family, friends, and coworkers.
by Ohio River East November 27, 2021
Get the Windows power user mug.someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.
oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.
by Shedward February 19, 2006
Get the window reflection shopper mug.When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
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