The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

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puppying about

Exploring something new and/or exciting instead of focusing on the task that the object of attention was supposed to be used for or following instructions provided on how to use it.

You have to repeat your instructions several times before she stops puppying about and gets back on task.

One of the reports I found while just puppying about earlier turned out to be useful!

by minagica January 9, 2019

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Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Danielle: You remember the lecture on puppy love in our human sexuality class.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

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