spiky potato

its a potato that is spiky

dude thats one spiky potato

by Definatlynotjames April 19, 2018

Mash potato

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1

I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.

by B shift oxford June 20, 2021

Minty potato

Its an irish person with an over the top peronality;often loud

Man that man is so loud and happy

Yes he is a minty potato

by Ash ash ash October 2, 2019

Best Potato

A best friend who is more than a best friend.

He/she is my best potato.

by Peridot08 October 10, 2016

Purple potato

An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.

"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"

by Purple potato May 20, 2016

Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.

YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!

by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020