Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

by Combat_Fountain May 29, 2015

Bottlecap Potato

The epitome of cringe

"That guy was hiding in the corner with a judge, what a bottlecap potato"

by Bottlecap Potato June 21, 2021

Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato

"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.

by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 07, 2017

Potato Scandal

The fucked up and amazing shit that is created by an exceptional group of best friends.

That looks like a fucking Potato Scandal!

by ThatBiGuy September 27, 2018

Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 09, 2021

greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 03, 2023