69

a number you dumb fool

my favorite number is 69

by fat ass 27 May 31, 2022

69

The sex position in which both parties give and receive oral sex; often overused by pubescent boys as a slang term for sex in general.

Her favorite position is 69 because it's so kinky.

by anonymous December 16, 2021

69

"69" in sexual terms is when two people are in a position where reciprocal oral stimulation can be done at the same time.

P.S. You're not dirty minded if you're curious about this. The previously posted "definitions" provide nothing but unwarranted criticism.

"Wanna 69?"
"What's that?"
"Both of us lay upside down so we can do the deed at the same time."

by Robert Lox June 20, 2025

69

a number that a 12-year-old searches up because they think it's funny

well guess what life only goes downhill from here buddy and 69 with not be your top priority for a long ass time

person 1: yo wanna search up 69 on the Urban dictionary
Person 2:what NO! Are you twelve or something

by BigBennyBallBags February 19, 2024

69

Probably the least funny number ever.

Person 1: my battery is at 69 percent.

Person 2: for some reason I find that really unfunny but I don’t know why.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

69

NICE

" Look i got 69 followers "

" NICE "

by another other random guy January 30, 2022