juice rage

n. referring to a person that is suffering from the side effects of steroid use, namely a short temper

Oh god, he always flies into a juice rage when people don't do what he wants.

by ssssddddd March 11, 2007

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Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

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A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)

If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".

by JUICED UNICORN February 23, 2015

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Juice-Cicle

When you take your index finger and stick it into a female's vaginal crevice. Let it sit there a moment, then pull it out, wet and all, and have her lick the pussy liquid off.

Lick that Juice-Cicle bitch!

by BigDick January 29, 2004

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juice-monkey

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole

1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.

by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005

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