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Black guy stole my bike

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"
Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?
by Harro Erryone September 7, 2010
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Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes
by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006
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You're my sexy juice taco!

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"
"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch
by Bowser Bill October 20, 2011
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fo' shizzle my nizzle

check it playboy its ya main man danbizzle, fo shizzle my nizzle basicly means for sure or in my language fa sho cuz.
You goin to red's later on daniel? Oh fo shizzle my nizzle
by DanBizzle May 13, 2005
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My Neighbor Totoro

A lame Japanese Anime children's show. Not well known in the United States.
Have you ever seen "My Neighbor Totoro"?

No, are you retarded? Why would I have seen your neighbor.
by Double Entendre 7293875 February 11, 2010
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Smack my ass like a drum

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.
Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare
by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021
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Help me grow my beard

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”
by anonymous August 28, 2021
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