Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

by godsWork July 15, 2021

The Dirty Gillespie

The act of inducing a queef in your female partner. By mouthing the opening of the vagina like a trumpet, you blow into the opening until your face looks like that of Dizzie Gillespie. When finished, your partner will queef with extreme force. Usually a great ice breaker before applying The Angry Pirate.

"How was your date with (insert name here)?"

"It was great! Gave her The Dirty Gillespie".

"You Dog!"

by eightysixx September 16, 2008

dirty bigfoot

When a person with giant feet gives a foot job and they use there toejam as lubricant

Tom: Last night she gave me a dirty bigfoot I didnt even last 1 minute

Harry: man I need to get a dirty bigfoot

by Hunky hooter March 9, 2020

dirty meatloaf

Shitty advice. Unwanted opinions and/or bullshit

Shut the fuck up, I don't want your dirty meatloaf.

by Jorge El Diablo May 25, 2016

Dirty Azareel

When you have rough sex with a latina and your bowels act like you just had taco bell with extra diablo sauce.

How was last night with Mrs. Leon? Did she give you the Dirty Azareel and clean out your bunghole?

by The Electric monkey June 23, 2020

Dirty Giray

When you take a thanksgiving turkey and put each wing up your anus while pole dancing on a stop sign.

I can’t wait for dirty girays with the fam at thanksgiving!

by Mrdeez69 November 17, 2020

A dirty Wozniak

When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice

W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.

by Wozy October 6, 2017