a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’
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"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"
by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017
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Get the you fucked up my face mug.When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018
Get the What are you doing in MY SWAMP? mug.a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.
i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet
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A phrase used when you either
A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.
The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.
A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.
The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.
Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"
Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"
Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"
by ornjoos January 7, 2012
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